I was inspired by Jake's Fallen Angel squad, and how he made every line of that song relate to his squad. It was a lot of fun. So I was searching the net for something to stand for some of my squads.
Here's mine for 'JAQ'ed UP!
--'JAQ'ed up!--
62 Darth Revan, Sith Lord
36 Atton "Jaq" Rand
36 Lord Kaan
27 Lobot
16 Grand Admiral Rulf Yage
14 Exar Kun, Dark Force Spirit
6 Mouse Droid x2
3 Rodian Brute
(200pts. 9 activations)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li7RVz0i-TwNew Doritos Jacked are big (Sith lords are big - I have 3 of the greatest sith lords ever in one squad - Revan, Kaan, and Exar Kun!)
Bigger than a giant El Camino on monster truck tires (Jaq is all juiced up with GARY giving him cunning and Exar Kun FS giving him Rage and Renewal)
And bolder than taking that behemoth and breaking Evil Kinievel's bus jumping record . . . by 2 and a half busses (Revan boldly runs 20 squares and swaps in whatever the heck he pleases!)
And they're crunchy. Crunchier than driving through a fine china shop, (Kaan gets deep in enemy territory, and BLOWS UP! Yeah - thought bomb baby!)
. . . that sells professional grade fireworks out of the back. (Think you can't get outta this mess alive - oh wait, JAQ has AVOID DEFEAT, and FPs to reroll!)
New Doritos Jacked - Tastes like AWESOME feels (New 'JAQ'ed up! First Sith squad to ever win a regional! Plays like awesome feels)