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 Post subject: Twas the night before Christmas
PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:25 pm 
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the thread,
Not a person was posting, the forums were dead.

I was relaxing at home with my Vset, of course,
With visions of playing Destiny of the Force.

When outside my house there arose such a din,
I thought that someone had banned GOWK again.

I sprang from my recliner and the cards went flying,
made the door in 3 strides without even trying.

Threw open the door and what did I see?
Dean Miller in a red suit staring back at me!

“I brought your Vset”, he said, laying it down with a slap.
“But I have one already?” “You do? Oh crap!”

“That means I missed someone...let me check my list.
Don't want to not get someone something they wished.”

“Let's see...a girlfriend for Lou, a manthong for Chuck,
Bill already got Suh, some hair gel for Ruhk.”

“Oh, I see...someone without an address...
I'm so done with this! I hate this crap!”

“I'll take the Vset back, but just so you won't be hurt,
I'll give you this lovely brand new T-shirt.”

I unfolded it..it was an XL mens,
and on the front it read...Go Big 10!

“Gotta jet”, he said, and I looked for Rudolph or Cupid.
“Whaddya lookin' for, do you think I'm stupid?”

“There's no sleigh or reindeer, my travel is more pleasant,
Heck, I'm a Sith Lord, I just transfer essence.”

And POOF he was gone, scattering cards in his wake...
every one was tourney legal, not a single one fake.

But before he left, I think he gave me a clue,
“Look for Renegades and Rogues...that's Vset 2!”

Merry Christmas, EVERYONE.
Darth Jim

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:44 pm 
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LOL Nice.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:03 pm 
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Genius, Jim. Pure Genius!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:10 pm 
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Hahaha, that's awesome. Good job Jim, and Merry Christmas!!!

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:lol: It's for THIS reason that I hope Jim gets inducted into the Hall of Fame! Simply genius.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:49 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:44 pm 
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Love it!

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:22 am 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:41 am 
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That is so Awesome!!! :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:11 am 
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wow immagine the amount of time it took to rhyme that many times.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 6:36 pm 
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LOL my whole family has read this. I am scared now that death is around the corner since Jim has immortalized me in poem and verse. Arggggh.

To all of you from my family to yours I would like to wish you a Merry Christmas. I know a lot of folks have been hit hard by this economy and I pray that you remember the true spirit of this season. May you be a blessing to someone in your life and them a blessing to you. I am truly thankful for all of you who I consider like a second family. May all of you truly have a wonderful New Year.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:31 pm 
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This further adds to my theory that jim is crazy lol jk

Nice work Jim! Your the Wierd Al of Star Wars Minis.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:11 pm 
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Thanks everyone...I think lol. The last time I was compared to Weird Al, it was because of my hair and it wasn't complimentary lol.

Like Dean said, this economy has hit some of us hard, and its just nice to have distractions like gaming to bring a little joy into life. I am grateful for that joy that many of you have brought into my life these past few years and look to share more happy times with you as we move forward. Everyone have a great new year.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:18 am 
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:) Classic. Pure genius.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:32 am 
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Oh my gosh, that was amazing Jim. Superb!

Merry Christmas to everyone! Hope you all had a great weekend. :)

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 8:38 am 
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I loll'ed

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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That was great thanks for the poem

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