LoboStele wrote:
I have to agree, I was semi-disappointed when I heard they would be using the time travel Deus Ex Machina type of approach. But when I really started to think about it, I realized that time travel has always been a big part of the Star Trek universe. Heck one of the biggest fan favorite episodes (Trials and Tribblations) is based on time travel (right, am I remembering that correctly?). So yeah, it's kind of a cheap cop out, but at the same time, it's not THAT unusual for the series.
The difference - and the inherent problem for me - is that everyone just seemed so indifferent about the situation. Time-travel is not unusual but the desire of the characters NOT to set things right, is. Here was the movie in 10 minutes:
Nero: Hey we're in another sector of space! And wait, this is the past? Well, Spock should be along any moment now. Let's just sit RIGHT HERE and wait for him, even if it takes 25 years!
Flash-forward 25 years...
Kirk: I'm looking for love, and I wouldn't mind commanding my own ship while I'm at it.
Pike: Learn about Starfleet, Lu.. err, Jim.
Nero: Hey, there's Spock! Nab him and then desert him on that planet with a telescope aimed at Vulcan!
(back on Earth)
Pike: Everyone report to the Enterprise, whether you are supposed to be on the ship or not. Kirk, I know you are fresh out of Starfleet but I just met Leonard Nimoy and he says you are destined to be the captain, so I'll go ahead and make you first officer.
I'm going to go get infected with a bug that has no point in the story, now. Bye.
Spock: OMG Nero is going to destroy the planet, I've got to save my parents! (10 minutes later) Mommy, no, don't stand near the edge! For the first time in Star Trek history, the transporters have a warm-up time.
(back on the ship)
Spock: Well, my Mom's dead, and I'm in command. I guess I'll just wait to see what the humans do about it.
Kirk: That's stupid.
Spock: We're passing some planet with a cool climate. Jettison that man near the polar cap, close to that big telescope.
(on Delta Vega)
Pod computer: I'm supposed to tell you to stay in the pod, but if you do the plot of the movie doesn't advance. Get out, kid.
Kirk: Fine. OMG a big monster! OMFG a BIGGER monster!! I'm running for the cave.
Old Spock: Don't worry, they don't like fire and I somehow have this big torch to play with.
Kirk: Holy stang! You're Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek!
Old Spock: Yeah, and you're Jim Kirk. I think we were friends but I haven't taken my medicine today.
Kirk: Wait. How'd you know I'd be in this cave?
Old Spock: I read the script, duh.
Kirk: So we're friends?
Old Spock: Sure. We were best buds before Nero changed history. I was calculating a plan to sling-shot around the sun, but if we're not best buds, that's more important. Let's walk together in the freezing cold to the Starfleet base. You need to meet Mr. Scott anyway.
(in the base)
Old Spock: Well, I need a nap. The two of you get back to the Enterprise and start making friends with me.
Kirk: Whatever, man. I just want to get back to that communications chick.
Old Spock: Don't count on it, kid.
(on the ship)
Kirk: Spock, we're supposed to be friends, but I just wanna be the captain. My dead dad can beat up your dead mom.
Spock: AARRRGGH. Well, stang, emotion. You can be the captain.
Kirk: Woot!!!
(1 hour later)
Kirk: My name is James T. Kirk, Nero. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Nero: Wait. I want to destroy Earth first.
Kirk: Umm, no.
(back at Starfleet)
Spock: Hey, there's a logical chance that you are me when I'm old.
Old Spock: Yeah, I am. Are you and Kirk getting along.
Spock: Yes.
Old Spock: Good. As long as you guys are best buds, the universe can go to hell in a handbag.
Spock: Yeah, that was a real bummer. Okay, see ya.
(down the hall)
Starfleet admiral: Well, Kirk, we were going to expel you, but you somehow convinced Admiral Pike to do your bidding and make you captain, even though you have no real experience on a ship.
Kirk: It had nothing to do with that bug in his brain, I assure you.
Starfleet admiral: Wait. What?
Kirk: Nevermind.
Starfleet admiral: Well, I guess since someone changed the timeline we should do something about it.
Kirk: No, I don't think so.
Pike: No, I don't think so.
Starfleet admiral: Well, whatever you guys think. I'm gonna go get some lunch. At least Earth wasn't destroyed.
Spock: Yeah cause then I would have NO home and I might actually CARE about what just happened.
Pfft.